Extreme Makeover: Argentine Style

 

People, check out the amazing transformation of one Jose Lopez.

Here’s the before:

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J-Lo was was public works minister under La pinguina.

But baby look at him now:

 

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No he’s not a police officer now. He’s just taking a well-protected perp walk!

Why?

Well, it has something to do with $7 million in cash, a .22 rifle and a nunnery!

Phone call for Monty Python.

In a nutshell, J-Lo was caught tossing the cash over the walls of the nunnery while holding a rifle, when the nuns called the cops!

Not sure what his end game was going to be.

Is that nunnery a money laundering operation?

Was he planning on also climbing the wall and then screaming “SANCTUARY!!!”

Was he just tithing, like any good Catholic?

 

 

 

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