How you gonna get them off of the farm after they’ve seen Miss Uganda milking a cow?

Back in August, we reported that the Ugandan Army had apparently commandeered the annual Miss Uganda pageant and were going to use it as a vehicle to “promote agriculture” in accordance with the wishes of Uganda’s World Bank endorsed dictator, Museveni.

But even then, I never really thought they would actually do it.

But they did it. Every last bit of it.

“A former mushroom and poultry farmer has been crowned Miss Uganda following a major rebranding of the annual beauty pageant, which saw the glamour of the catwalk ditched for an army-sponsored boot camp on a farm.”

Now you may be asking yourself, what’s the big deal? It’s just harmless fun, right?

People, agriculture “employs” 82% of the Ugandan labor force while producing 23% of Uganda’s GDP.

Ugandan farmers need tractors and combines and milking machines (i.e. capital). They don’t need hotties pretending to milk cows.

And in the absence of a huge influx of capital, Uganda needs to get its people OUT OF AGRICULTURE and into anything else. Manufacturing, services, you name it. Just somewhere in the other 18% of the labor force that is producing 77% of GDP!

(I know I am slightly abusing accounting identities here, but the overall point is, I believe, a valid one).

Finally, I wonder if it mattered at all the the winner’s pops is commissioner of aid liaison in the Ministry of Finance, Planning and Economic Development?

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