I got your SOTU right here: Venezuelan Edition

While President Obama was piddling around with a mere 59 minute 57 second SOTU, Knuckles Maduro was keeping’ it real with a 3 hour address!

The killer was when Knucky acknowledged that oil prices were unlikely to rebound soon but assured his constituents that “God will provide”.

God however turns out to be pretty stingy as Maduro announced a 15% rise in wages and pensions. That would be sweet, except that Inflation in Venezuela is at least 65% and likely over 100%.

Besides showing triple the stamina, Knuckles absolutely crushed Obama on the sartorial front. See for your ownselves:

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