Amid the carnage that has made Acapulco the murder capital of the world, one enterprising police chief believes he has found the solution to tourism woes: a brigade of attractive young women between the ages of 18 and 28 that will now “assist tourists across busy roads, patrolling the beachfront and detaining criminals while the arresting authorities arrive.”
Here are my favorite parts of this unbelievably sexist program:
a. “The unit starts its day at 7am at the western end of the bay, where after half an hour of applying their mandatory make-up, complete with pre-approved shades of bright-pink lipstick, the brigade it inspected by the municipal force’s senior officers.
b. “‘But it’s not sexist’, he [the police chief] insists, ‘we have fat chicks too’.”
c. “‘We focused on their physical fitness training in the swimming pool’”, a sentence uttered by … you guessed it, the least PC Police chief ever.
Given all this, I was surprised that brigade members weren’t dressed like Hooters waitresses. Here’s a photo of the daily inspection: