If I were the Ugandan Minister of Tourism, I would have little trouble advertising the country to tourists. Kevin and I went there several years ago and for anyone who is a fan of wildlife, it is a true paradise. We saw lions climbing trees, we trekked with chimps, we saw gorillas in the (awesomely and correctly named) Bwindi Impenetrable Forest, we saw an amazing diversity of birds and animals cruising the Kazinga channel.
One thing we didn’t see (thank goodness) was unhygienic mass circumcision of teenage boys. That is the Ministry of Tourism’s great plan of how to lure more tourists to the country! Seriously! Lions, no; chimps, no; gorillas, no; adolescent abuse, yes!
Here’s more information:
“The Uganda and Kenya Tourism boards are looking to turn the tradition into an attraction. They have agreed to jointly promote Embalu circumcision ceremonies in Eastern Uganda and Western Kenya. President Yoweri Museveni himself has encouraged this ritual. He said it fits in well with today’s modern society where all men are encouraged to get circumcised for health purposes.”
This might be my favorite line: “Tourism experts intend to market the Embalu festivals across the world using Ugandan embassies in the hope that the ceremonies will bring in additional tourists.”
My take: time to find some new tourism experts!
Here’s a photo we took of our time there:
That would be a lot better for tourism promotion than the following:
TMS Ruge has an excellent and thought-provoking post about the white savior complex in Africa. It’s provocative title is “Your White Savior Complex is detrimental to my development.” A white colleague of his who work on microfinance in Uganda wants to be mindful of the white savior complex but also needs to have photos of her working in Uganda to make it clear to donors that she is doing her job. She asks Ruge for advice and he provides some with brutal honesty:
“If the problem you are trying to fix over there isn’t fixed right where you are, what gives you the qualifying authority to go there? And by leap-frogging the issues in your backyard, are you really solving the problem or just moving sand grains around on a beachhead? Why are problems over there yours to fix?
You are raising funds to empower women but not raising funds to strengthen the social infrastructure that left these women disenfranchised. The skin you are in, allows you to simply inject short cut solutions to “other people’s problems.” Fundamentally, social infrastructures in your village made you a strong, independent woman with enough access to be able to think ‘why don’t these women over there have the same privilege that I do?’. You identified the illness, but opted for a corrosive bandaid instead of a difficult, but necessary surgical procedure.
There are many people in Uganda, like me, working to fix our broken social systems by incessantly petitioning our government to address them. After all, they have one job! Is what you are doing helping us strengthen our case against the government or weakening our agency and endorsing the government’s abdication of its duties? “
National elections are going on in Uganda today and I thought it a good excuse to take a break from the endless presidential campaigning in the US.
Here is long-time President/dictator Museveni campaigning in his signature color:
even though there seems little chance that he could lose the election, a president for life like Museveni takes no chances! He has blacked out social media today because some Ugandans were “‘misusing’ their rights.” I guess their rights to social media are determined by the state and anti-Museveni rhetoric is not appreciated.
Here are some of my favorite campaign posters:
why is this guy kneeling and clapping? or maybe he is praying? What he is trying to convey?
good to know that this woman will protect us in case of aliens attack. I wonder what her credentials are that would support this claim?
Hmm, this candidate looks suspiciously like Rihanna.
I’m curious whether any of these three get elected. Will supporters of the Rihanna be disappointed when they meet the real candidate?
h/t to Kenyan Facts (@KResearcher) for photos of these great campaign posters
Awesome AP interview with another African “president for life”, Uganda’s own Yoweri Museveni.
He heads what is effectively a one-party state, has ruled for 30 years and is running for another term that will take him over the constitutionally mandated age limit for dictators (a funny concept that).
But when called out on his authoritarian ways he responded, “If anybody has been bullied, it is me.”
Asked whether he’s grooming his son to follow him into power he said, “it is not what I like, it is what my party wants and what the country needs,”
He also said that his fiefdom of 30 million people had, “so much freedom that it is almost a problem in itself.”
h/t James M. Orima (@JamoYL)
Back in August, we reported that the Ugandan Army had apparently commandeered the annual Miss Uganda pageant and were going to use it as a vehicle to “promote agriculture” in accordance with the wishes of Uganda’s World Bank endorsed dictator, Museveni.
But even then, I never really thought they would actually do it.
But they did it. Every last bit of it.
“A former mushroom and poultry farmer has been crowned Miss Uganda following a major rebranding of the annual beauty pageant, which saw the glamour of the catwalk ditched for an army-sponsored boot camp on a farm.”
Now you may be asking yourself, what’s the big deal? It’s just harmless fun, right?
People, agriculture “employs” 82% of the Ugandan labor force while producing 23% of Uganda’s GDP.
Ugandan farmers need tractors and combines and milking machines (i.e. capital). They don’t need hotties pretending to milk cows.
And in the absence of a huge influx of capital, Uganda needs to get its people OUT OF AGRICULTURE and into anything else. Manufacturing, services, you name it. Just somewhere in the other 18% of the labor force that is producing 77% of GDP!
(I know I am slightly abusing accounting identities here, but the overall point is, I believe, a valid one).
Finally, I wonder if it mattered at all the the winner’s pops is commissioner of aid liaison in the Ministry of Finance, Planning and Economic Development?